January 28, 2013 § 2 Comments


You might be a redneck if…

… after dropping your son’s kittens at the vet to be neutered and picking up one of their friends for a play date, you overhear this snippet of conversation, which followed an in-depth discussion of the various methods for castration:

J (friend): “It makes my balls tingle just thinkin’ about it.”

Fin: “What do you mean?”

J: “Oh, you know what I mean ’cause yours are doing it too!”

F: “Yeah, I guess they are twitchin’ a bit!”

Rye (emphatically): “Mine are goin’ all over the place!”



§ 2 Responses to Twitchin’

  • Sandra Ragsdale says:

    Actually I don’t get the connection with being a redneck…but it’s a very cute post anyway.

  • Vonnie says:

    AAAhhhh….boys…yes, we have heard some of those conversations coming out of our boys and their friends as of late. Makes this mother shake her head and constantly ask their father…”Why are they doing that?”…such is the nature of the gender, I suppose. Perhaps if I had balls to tingle, I’d understand it all better. Funny stuff…~Vonnie

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